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vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

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thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

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xoxogossipjot:

do you ever wonder how people describe you to other people who don’t know you

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vinebox:

6yr:

bish whet?

bitch wait

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andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

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teamrocketing:

*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*

(via barethoughtss)

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it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring, via barethoughtss)

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ileftmyheartindixie:

Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”

Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”

(Source: wayfaringblonde, via dontbeanassbutt)

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urbancatfitters:

i wish i was a cute youtuber but im boring and bad at everything

(Source: urbancatfitters, via imyoursouleater)

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snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

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